Quotes from The Office Frame Toby

JIM: Toby works here. MICHAEL: Yeah. Can you imagine? JIM: Oh no. You don’t know. MICHAEL: I don’t know what? JIM: You should probably just meander back there. Take a look. See if...

Quotes from The Office Business Trip

MICHAEL:     Meredith, I would like you to pretend that you are from Abu Dhabi. MEREDITH:     Hello… MICHAEL:     I am ashamed...

Quotes from The Office Customer Survey

Sorry, I couldn’t get around to last week’s recap. Instead I have the quotes which includes one of its most brilliant scenes on the show — the sales training between Jim and Dwight...

Quotes from Employee Transfer

Holly: It’s been a weird week since we found out I had a transfer. Michael wanted me to quit and get some job here in Scranton and I said, well why don’t you quit and get some job is...

Quotes from The Office Crime Aid

Michael:     In my opinion the third date is traditionally the one where.. you have sex. Does Holly feel that way? I don’t know. I will probably find out tonight. If she starts having sex with...