A regular reader sent us this in via the email link at the top right (send in your own tales of madness, but obviously don't ID anyone). Non-police readers, at least the terminally naiive among you, will get to the bottom of this piece and wonder what on earth is going on in this sodding country. I suppose a small coup - no blood, something quick and awfully polite - is too much to ask for*?I was handed a prisoner last week.He had been arrested on suspicion of burglary.Caller sees the handle...