adult FAQ

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON’T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don’t have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO...

More Food For All The Dirty Minds

For All Those Dirty Minds …These may sound bad but the moral at the end is a good one…——I was scared at first. It was very wide, and very long, and it angled straight...

Condom Slogans

Was watching the movie Jhankar Beats (for then nth time) today… so thought I will help those guys with some ideas. 1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your...

The Rodeo Position (adult)

Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it? Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around...

That one Night (Adult)

A married couple was lying in bed together. Suddenly she felt his hand on her shoulder. She murmured gently, “Ah… nice.”His hand moved to her breast. She grew more excited,...