Here I am getting ready to relax on a Sunday and watch the Cubs game when my wife comes up with the brilliant idea of cleaning and "de-cluttering". I can't complain, she rarely gets the initiative to do things like this. I painfully listened to this master plan and eventually gave in.All-in-all this was a great exercise. Although I was very skeptical, I came to terms with the fact that I simply wasn't going to use any of this stuff ever again. I mean, my waist is a size 34" so my...