Extracts from ResumesI demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0, computor and spreadsheat progroms.Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.It's best for employers that I not work with people.Let's meet, so you can ooh and aah over my experience.You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time.I Am...