So I'm starting off tonight's recap of 'Big Brother' with a disclaimer - I haven't watched the show yet. I was out of town for the weekend, staying in a crappy room in a beautiful hotel, whiling away the hours until it came time for my IMAX screening of 'The Dark Knight'. I'll admit that I caught about four minutes of last night's episode when I got back to my room and flipped on the telly before floating off to sleep, but I can't really say that...