| Extracts from ResumesI demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0, computor and spreadsheat progroms.Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.Reason... | |
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| Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."Johnny replied, "I don't have it.""Why not?" His father asked."My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his... | |
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| Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?Johnny: I don't know.Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?Johnny: We borrow it from our neighbour. Teacher: What are the people... | |
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| A MAN and his wife were awakened at 3am by a loud pounding on their door. The man got out of bed, went to the door, opened it and saw a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain.“What the hell do... | |
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| A lady boarded a bus with a little baby in her arms. The driver glanced at the baby once and exclaimed, 'My God. That's one ugly baby.'The lady slammed her fare down the fare box and angrily went... | |
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| One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Little Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants.The Teacher asked, "Johnny, what are you doing?"Then, Johnny said, "It hurts down... | |
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| The Jokevault#1 humorous site of the day is:http://iparklikeanidiot.com/I park like an idiot bumper stickers, ready to stick!#2 http://fun.deathevokation.com/hippies.jpg#3 Homeland Security Parody at... | |
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| Little Johnny's teacher asks, "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Do any of you know why his father didn't punish him?"Little... | |
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| There are 5 facts in the world..............Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it.Fact 3: Fact1 is false. Ha Ha Ha Ha... | |
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| The top marketing director of Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican.After receiving the papal blessing, the Nescafe officialwhispers, 'Your Eminence, I have some business... | |
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