Did you ever see something in the dark but it wasn't what you thought?  | |  I was taking the trash out at five o'clock this morning, it was pretty dark outside but there were some street lights so I could see a little bit. I saw something in the middle of the parking lot, it was kinda moving but I didn't scare it away. It looked like a raccoon, so I said "kitty kitty", it didn't budge, but it still looked like it was standing there breathing because there was just a little bit of movement. I thought, oh no, it probably has rabies and I better not go to the dumpster! So I waited about an hour and I started walking towards the dumpster again, it wasn't in the middle of the parking lot anymore. So I started looking around the cars because I didn't want this rabid raccoon to come after me!
Then I saw it, it was a helium balloon running out of helium next to a car! Oh, I felt so silly knowing that I was saying "kitty kitty" to a balloon! It has since moved closer to my front door!
Have you ever seen something in the dark and it scared you then when the light came on, it was something totally different?
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 oraclemv (1721) | 1 year ago | lol! He's at work all night and I did call him to tell him about the raccoon. He could have trapped that balloon for me! Plus he pays me now to be his wife. His co-worker offered me $60 a week to be his wife because all I asked for was $50. He's been giving it to me so I do all the home duties. I don't like people talking to me in the morning either, that's why I wake up early, to avoid conversation. | |
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 hickusdickus1 (251) | 1 year ago |  Thats interesting, I charge my wife 2000.00 a month to be her husband. She docks my pay for all the things I don't get done and I end up barely getting fed. I did this on purpose hoping to end up in the hole but that did not work either.
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| oraclemv (1721) | 1 year ago | lol! Does she pay you cash? I get paid twice a month. Hey, if you ever leave your wife and I leave my husband, can we trade? I would never leave my husband for another man, no matter what I will be with a woman if he and I ever break up. Will she have me? I'm a lot cheaper than you. You can have my husband, he'll torture you while you are down in that hole too! lol! It's a great experience! | |
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| hickusdickus1 (251) | 1 year ago | I vehemently refuse to get in the hole with another man, I don't care what color you paint it, the best thing to do with it, is to pour it full of wet concrete. | |
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