" SPARKS" are a flying!

I'm right there with you Sparks couldn't have picked a better persona on the lot than her own frighteningly. LOL!!!

You two kill me!
He called the cops because he thought I was trying to kill him! Which I wasn't, really I wasn't, but I can't account for the 'others' in my head! LOL
He knows about 'them' now too..................so shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't want him listening in too closely or I'll have to .............nevermind.

Hey as long as the voices are nice to us I say we buy them some belgian chocolate. what do you think?

I wish I had people talking to me inside my head telling me what to do... reckon what you have to do to get one of those there voices?

Maybe if we stop taking our meds, we can get the voices also.

phenominal Idea we just stop taking the pretty white oval shaped pills and presto voices. Yeah .. Hang in there sparks we're coming to get you.

Yeah Sparky hang on girl we're coming.

Or don't hang on but please don't let the bus go with out us getting on.... LOL!!! they're coming to take me away ha ha he he to the funny farm where life is beautiful all year long. Oops sorry Shouldn't have been thinking it's dangerous you know.

I wonder if the huggy jackets come in different colours Bella.
I don't like white.

I think we can arrange a pink color if you like. maybe a sunshine yellow but don't ask how it's accomplished. LOL!!!

Um I do not think I want to know.

This is the most insane conversation I've ever read!
So who's got the voice now? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
My job is done.

Not us.
We do so.
We do not.
Shut up the lot of you.
Don't tell us to shut up ferret face.
Go away, no why should we.

GOODIE! You promised, you promised, you promised, you wouldn't tell anyone about my ferret face!*sob, sob* .... snap, snap! Serves you right! Now the end of your nose is missing and it's all your own fault!

Oh Sparky, you let your own secret out.
It was the voices talking to one another.
They were not calling your ferret face.

My My sparks he wants a battery hook up.. See what you do to us.. LOL!!! You are too good Pikey and I'm too tired to match anymore with at 4:20 am so it's off to beddy by and I'll see you all in the morning I mean afternoon. LOL!!!!

I think I just threw up some,,,,,good God man are you never a romantic?

Oh Angel do I make you sick? I have that effect I've been told. LOL. I've never been called a romantic before either! You've really touched me Angel. You wouldn't like to see my acid side. But if you want to........ Nope - couldn't do it. I love you too much too. I'm my own worst enemy. Still you know what they say "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer still".

rotflamo hey you stole my line:))))))

I had a friend here in mylot not long ago ask me to remove some one we have all suspected at the time as a troll.... What i said is no I would rather keep this person in my list so I can watch what they are up to....keep my friends close, and my enemies closer. For a fact!

A million kisses all for you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and so on. Do you know how long it takes to type a million kisses? LMAO.

"Your mountie is waiting" Oh I could make that so many shades of wrong. But if our dearest sparky does find her way to your entirely too cold country I will have to come for a visit. Both of you in one place would be almost more than I could handle. Notice I did say...almost!

You must. We'll have an orgy - of laughter, fun, cream teas and warm beer. I'll build up the fire. We'll keep you warm Cyn. Never fear.

I hope you all realise that Our Sparks has promised to come to Scotland too and Niva I am sorry to tell you this but Scotland is even colder than England! You better all come along with us for a visit as I am biting my nails waiting to see you all and the way it is going I may have half my arm chewed off by the time you get here! P1ke darling don't worry - I will have protection for you from Niamh! lol xxx

To be with you all I would take all the punishment your little beauty can dish out. But a box would be a comforting thought. As jewels go they might not be much. But they're the only ones that I have got!!

Beltane in Salisbury the summer after next! It'a date. All you Mountie's, Scots and Brits better be there to tie Sparks to a standing stone and worship like you've never worshipped before! We'll send pics back to the rest of you unless we get the Daily Mail to cover the event, making it a media sensation and you get to see us all on BBC US! ROLF
Thank you for your tribute P1ke. Damn near brought a tear to my eye!*sniff, pout, sniff, pout*

You don't have to be here just for a season change to be tied to a standing stone Sparky. 'The sun rising over Sparky" - as a postcard that might run and run! LOL. Course you know that the true earth people like to be nude when they do all that stuff. We'd better have Nova over too. LOL.

And Angel and Goodie and Mummymo and all the girls of summer! LOL

Thank you Kamran for joining our roasts we have a variety going on today be sure and check out our whimsical fun. As for our dear sparks I hope none of the furniture catches fire when she sparks it to and fro.

You are welcome, bella, I thank you for being a kind member of this community!

"I hope none of the furniture catches fire when she sparks it to and fro"

LOL! are you sure you meant to write 'furniture' there!?

Hmmm that might be my little secret. LOL!!!!

Kamran have I told you today how much I love you? I mean that in the truest sense, knowing how carefully you yourself use that word. And when I move to England, you can be sure I'll be making side trips to Paris and will meet you at the top of the Eiffel Tower - and I promise not to throw you off! .... or myself either! LOL

Bella - I spray my sparks with a bit of water before I move furniture! LOL

Nova,

I couldn't have said it better. LOL!

Oh by the way feel free to visit. the Cyn channel and The choas network they have been roasted too .. I think Nova I'm nominating you to roast Pike. LOL Have a nice one hun.

I accept, I accept!!! Yay, this is gonna be so much fun! June, right?

Holy moly noly!
That was fabulous! I'm printing it out and framing it!
So I reiterate - I am NOT writing any more roasts. I turn that over to Nova noly!

So many shade of funny. I couldn't agree with you more. LOL!!! I think that our little spark is a much bigger spark than she thought and the insanity as been shared amoung us.

That's right, my little golden delicious!

You normal Cyn? Not a chance - not anymore anyway! LOL
Gosh if anyone was normal here who'd be left to be insane?
And no more xanex for the spark - nearly killed me once, so never again!
But hey, a 'hashed'up brownie would go down a treat and really bring the sparks to life! Where's Canada Gal when you need her? ROFL

Big ears? Well humph to you too mummmymo!
Big ears! I love it. I need them for all those voices in my head!
We all love you mummy - each and every spark I've got. LOL

Thats why I said Big Ears spark darling! lol

Love and hugs xxxx

Don't worry the insanity you have down pat all we have to do is give the police your mylot file and you'll be done for . LOL!!!!

Bella! Is that a threat? Oh my!
I'm sending you my voices - they'll teach you a lesson or two! LOL

hey now they told me that they wanted more chocolate and that you deprive them of their enjoymen twhich is torture for that soon to be Ex. LOL!!!!