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I think this would only make you giggle if you lived in a town like I do email this discussion to a friend?

myLot reputation of 99/100. TriciaW (1838)   ranked 15 out of 1,161 in sharing jokes7 months ago

There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple tree, and the pig would eat the apples off the tree directly. The farmer would move the pig from one apple to another until the pig was satisfied, then he would start again with another pig. The city man watched this activity for some time with great astonishment. Finally, he could not resist saying to the farmer, "This is the most inefficient method of feeding pigs that I can imagine. Just think of the time that would be saved if you simply shook the apples off the tree and let the pigs eat them from the ground!" The farmer looked puzzled and replied, "What's time to a pig?"

I can think of a few here that would think that way and it is so sad. Being from the city myself I can relate to the city man!

 
 
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sunshine4 (5293) response was accepted on 5/30/2008.
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1. myLot reputation of 98/100. sunshine4 (5293)   ranked 1,033 out of 1,161 in sharing jokes   7 months ago

I also relate to the city man.

Too bad that all of us can't think like that farmer. We are always in rush to get things done, we need to take time and feed the pigs:)


myLot reputation of 98/100. sunshine4 (5293)   ranked 1,033 out of 1,161 in sharing jokes  7 months ago

What's up with no other responses. I guess that is lucky for me~ thanks for br.

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2. myLot reputation of 96/100. naseeha (910)   ranked 108 out of 1,161 in sharing jokes   7 months ago

I lauged out. bUT it has a ring of sadness to it too. happysad

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3. myLot reputation of 29/100. bagabontu (732)   ranked 210 out of 1,161 in sharing jokes   6 months ago

The family of tomatoes
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"


julia1228 (18)   ranked 101 out of 1,161 in sharing jokes  5 months ago

Hahhh,I thought this one is rally funny,I like it vey much.

Ketchup~~~~Catch up~~~~~kkk..

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4. myLot reputation of 92/100. julyteen (4304)   6 months ago

oh, i can't believe situations like this really exist. how could someone just do that without realizing that it's not only the time he's going to save but also the effort he gave every time he lift those heavy creatures into a tree for a feed. that was a funny sight but it is also a disappointing situation if you see someone doing it.

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5. myLot reputation of 88/100. dodoguy (767)   ranked 986 out of 1,161 in sharing jokes   6 months ago

Well I'm with the farmer on this one...

What an endearing story. The farmer truly has the best interests of his pigs at heart! If only more farms were run this way, the world would be a much much happier place.

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6. GavinKaos (57)   6 months ago

I Think the farmer is my neighbors.....
/me looks around at his TN neighbors.

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7. myLot reputation of 73/100. icyorchid (1339)   6 months ago

lol I can relate the the city man too. It is funny that the farmer didn't get what the man was saying to him. lol

Thanks for the laugh!
~Icy~

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