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myLot reputation of 95/100. cinderella2007 (1306)   ranked 8 out of 126 in dumb crooks5 months ago

Ok so it was stockings or a balaclavas for most criminals, or maybe fancy dress masks but for some its.....thongs?????

How ridiculous!! Like thats going to prevent people from recognising you!!! Police are hunting for these two robbers who failed to understand the meaning of hiding your identity.
The pair were caught on camera sporting a very unusual disguise.

CCTV cameras caught them at a Colorado convenience store wearing thongs over their faces. I mean things do leave little to the imagination even when worn appropriately!! (Not the most sensible form of disguise either!!)

One wore a green thong while the other opted for blue - but the pair's nose, mouth and chin were barely covered.
The rest of their face was clearly visible, police in Arvada say.
One also failed to cover up a very distinctive tattoo on his arm so this will hopefully help the police identiy them.

Stolen cigarettes and cash they took from the on-duty worker were also stashed away in his pink backpack.

The men, believed to be in their 20s, were not armed.


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tattylashes (2150) response was accepted on 9/9/2008.
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tags:  crime, thongs, disguise, dumb crooks, stupid criminals
 
1. myLot reputation of 95/100. p1kef1sh (3075)   ranked 25 out of 126 in dumb crooks   5 months ago

I don't have any thongs Cinders. I'm worried that they might ride up in use! Also, they really only come into their own if you have a "Tramp Stamp" tattooed at the base of your spine. The waistband of the thong likes to lie across the tattoo. However, when robbing banks I always use a rather expansive and tasteful stocking in a fairly sheer denier. That way, I can see out, but the observer sees quality ad knows that at least some of the money will be going to be well spent on new hosiery. In winter I use tights for the purpose, but wind the spare leg around my neck as a scarf. I don't want to catch a chill now. Banks can be draughty places. These chaps really have poor taste in underwear don't they?


myLot reputation of 95/100. cinderella2007 (1306)   ranked 8 out of 126 in dumb crooks  5 months ago

Maybe you should have leant them your bra and teach then how to dress 'in style'!! I cant believe of all the things to use, they chose a thong!! I hope it was clean!!

I can just picture you with tights over your head and using the spare leg as a scarf!! haa haa

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2. myLot reputation of 97/100. tattylashes (2150)   5 months ago

OMG i have seen it all now...LMAO...how stupid were these 2 for using thongs to hide their identity, maybe they should have gone for the Bridget Jones style knickers, at least you wouldn't be able to see their faces....it just shows that they have no sense at all...i mean crime is a bad thing, but at least they got recognised, hopefully they will do their time and learn by this....stupid lads....lol....


myLot reputation of 97/100. tattylashes (2150)  4 weeks ago

thankyou for the BR


myLot reputation of 95/100. cinderella2007 (1306)   ranked 8 out of 126 in dumb crooks  4 weeks ago

Thats ok....loved the comment about Bridget Jones's knickers!! Thats sure would have disguised them better!!

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3. myLot reputation of 76/100. creative_genius (663)   5 months ago

Lol are all criminals idiots? According the the news it seems pretty possible.

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4. myLot reputation of 93/100. foxyfire33 (5755)   ranked 30 out of 126 in dumb crooks   5 months ago

I guess their girlfiends don't wear pantyhose...thongs and stockings aren't really a sensible combination LOL. Maybe they thought the workers would be too distracted by wondering why the men had thongs on their heads that they'd forget to pay attention to their faces...but cameras don't care about fashion choices so hopefully they'll be caught...I'm sure the other men in prison will be amused with the thong robbers!

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5. myLot reputation of 98/100. cjgrooms (2811)   ranked 61 out of 126 in dumb crooks   5 months ago

Well, lets face it most criminals are not that bright to begin with or they would have a job and be productive citizens. However these two are dumber than the the usual crooks.At least they had the sense not to be armed.

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