What Should A Get A Dog Or A Man? LOL.

If you give your dog a bowl of food at least he will clean the bowl not just leave it in the sink for you to clean. On the downside a dog uses his tongue to clean the bowl. Speaking of bowls at least the dog goes outside to do his business and doesn't leave the seat up! Hmmm maybe I should trade the man in for a dog...

Hello Ellie, dogs make great companions once their housetrained. They'll follow you everywhere, you can play frisbee or throw a ball with them, they will gladly curl up next to you all of the way through a chick flick without complaining and are happy eating your table scraps.
Men on the other hand are good at taking out the garbage(when they feel like it) and fixing minor things around the house. But usually they do these thing only because they believe it will get them what they want.
All in all, I would go for the puppy, more faithful and easier to train. And you never have to question their motives!

Hugs, Tianna

Okay.....They Both Eat everything in the House, they Both Fart, they Both take off when Something's Broke in the Kitchen......But you have to Admit.....it's Nice having a guy to take to the Beach and Show Him off Once & a While! LOL............Rogue 1

OH poor ellie, I feel for you...Well a dog you can put pretty much anywhere you want to, a man will pretty much do what he wants to. A dog will eat kibble, eh so will a man..lol I vote for a good dog, they are so much easier to keep...Lori

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Well I do have any dog stories to share with you Ellie.
And well it would take me forever and a day to my man stories.

Now while I have never owned a dog,
I can still tell the difference between man and dog.

1. When you take a man for a walk,
you do not need to carry a pooper scooper with you.

2. A man is already house trained, so you will have no toilet training.

3. A man can bathe and dry himself, no help needed there.

4. A man does not shed fur all over your floors and furniture.

5. You can always train a man to eat with a fork and knife.

Oooww I think I better stop there.

Well, you can always train a dog in a matter of weeks. You can always get them pretrained too lol. A man takes years to train. A dog will look at you with adoration and love and want to be with you everyday. A man switches off and on.

Hi Ellie-well my response is buy a dog-they give you unconditional love,all they ask is to be fed watered and walked,they never answer you back and are always loyal,they greet you every time you go out and come back,they comfort you when upset or down,they don't care what you do as long as you love them back..they never answer you back -hugs littleowl

Must be something in the air ....Or is it the full moon? I tend to think that we all have animal characteristics at times. Cool as a cucumber I think I once heard someone say. I will venture think that your eldest daughter is spreading her wings. Let her fly. But also let her know that you will always and are always there for her with love the kind that she will need when she runs into those unexpected things out in the big world. She needs a friend at this time maybe even more so than a mom. Dogs are good for some things. Is her father the reason she left home? I am not seeing the parrel between a man and a dog. Maybe I am missing part of the facts. But personally dogs are good for dog things and men are good for man things. A dog can fetch the paper but cant read it. I guess for some dogs are good, and men are better. What is DOG spelled in REVERSE? Who really knows which is better...but what is the reverse from God?
the best is yet to come!
sincerely
personally I tink its best to let the ladies reply on this I...
peace and love

Well Ellie we all know mens qualities - you can write them on a post it note but dogs will love you, protect you, take you for lovely long walks and when you feed them they are grateful, they don't just fart and walk away! Definitely better with a dog! lol xxx