laugh with me, not at me

Oh nooooooo!! I know from experience that was, indeed, a huge and stinky mess. That happened to me once as well and was totally my fault. A friend of mine was visiting for a week and she has a son who is very autistic. Well, he wasn't even potty trained at the age of 10 and went to sleep on the couch. Stupid me should of changed his diaper a couple times in the middle of the night cause he soaked 2 of the 3 cushions right thru. I ended up just burning them and getting a futon mattress instead.

You laugh at me I breaka ya face.

Oh dear I do hope the panties were only wet ones. LOL

The one mess I made and had to clean up was,
I was in a foul mood and trying to get something from the top shelf of my pantry.

Ummmm the bottle of olive oil was in the way.
Well it kinda fell out of the pantry onto the tiled floor.
Glass does not bounce, it kinda breaks into pieces.
And did I mention how far olive oil can spread.

LOL. Oops. the last big mess that I had was when my husband brought me home some laundry detergent in regular jugs. I always fill up my self dispensing jug with those jugs. My sefl dispenser, dispenses the laundry detergent out into a cup just by holding in a button. You have to leave the small cap off of it so it will dispense right and get air in the jug. I filled the jug and went to put it back up on my laundry rack. I had it backwards with the cap end toward me instead of the dispenser end. I dumped the laundry detergent out on my washer and down the fromt of me and on the floor. I felt so dumb and was upset to lose some laundry detergent.

I can't really think of any big messes that I have done recently. I did cut a bag of pizza rolls open too far and well, most of the fell out of the bag. They landed on the floor but were still edible as they did not have any hair or dirt on them. We keep the floors pretty clean around here. Have a Great day.

That last bad mess that I had to try and clean was Christmas tree sap out of carpet.
We got a different type of tree than normal so I didn't realize it would be so sappy when I took it out of the tree stand.
When I saw the sap on the end instead of wrapping a rag around the bottom, I just tried to be careful.
Sap dripped all over. It ruined rugs and carpet and my jeans. That stuff just won't come out.
I just console myself with the fact that we have really crappy carpeting and not much can be done to make it worse.
But I learned. I used a rag last Christmas.

I'm trying to think of the last big mess that was totally my own fault....I'm drawing a blank, because I clean up so many messes everyday that AREN'T my fault! Between my dogs and my two year old, there is always some mess to clean up.

The last big mess that I had to clean up that was my husband's fault, revolved around a diaper, too. Or lack of one. My son is day time potty trained, but he still wears a diaper to bed, because he just doesn't wake up. A couple of weeks ago, for whatever reason, my husband didn't put a diaper on him before he put him in bed. When I went in to help Elliott get dressed the next morning, and to take him to the potty, etc, he was standing by his dresser, looking for clean clothes. He had already removed his dirty pajamas, and used a clean shirt to wipe himself as good as he could, and put on clean underwear. He had made a mess all over his bed, sheets, and comforter while he slept, and then got up, took off his clothes, stepped in it, tracked it across his carpet, used his hand to wipe off his foot, smeared it on table, etc! I was so wishing he was still in a crib!!!

Do you really want to go here with me? LOL
1. cleaning up the house after the soon be ex after I him put in the RV.
2. cleaning up the RV before I put the soon to be ex in it.
3. cleaning up the basement after I pulled on a piece of ceiling board and the whole damn thing came down on me.
4. cleaning up the kitchen after I made coffee, but forgot to empty the pot first - REAL mess.
5. cleaning out the fridge after the soon to be ex move out.

And all this and more in just one day.
Any more questions? ROFL

The saturday before father's day my hubby and I went down to see our daughter. I reached in the fridge to get some lemon aid out and knocked the yogurt out, it hit the side of the fridg, my pant leg, and all over my shoe before hitting the floor.
I had to clean it up and there was no wash clothes. My daughter and her hubby live with his mother and she does not use wash clothes only sponges. I had to clean up the mess with a sponge. yuck

oh gotta love the potty training! Cooper is just starting his potty training as well(19 months) .
The last mess i had to clean up that was my own fault was,a couple of nights ago I dumped a pan of hot oil on the floor while cooking supper. I was lucky i guess not to have gotten more on me. I hate trying to clean up oil it is a pain, at least it is a wood floor instead of carpet.

Oh, my. I thought when first starting to read this that I would not laugh at you or with you, but yes, I did have to laugh...with you, to be sure.

The last mess that was totally my own fault my adorable hubby cleaned up for me. But then I have cleaned up a few of his, particularly the barbecue sauce he splatted in the kitchen tonight.