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myLot reputation of 92/100. darkangel079 (746)   ranked 275 out of 26,774 in people4 months ago

The day before the 4th of July I went to buy a cabinet that was fairly new, used so I thought of getting one cheap at one of those Salvation Army Thrift Stores. So I go in and find different varieties of cabinets. This was going to be used for to keep the bottles of wine, champagne and other drinks we were going to put in the backyard for the 4th of July.

So I pick one up went to the store clerk to purchase the item. The person who rang up my item had long hair, bushy eyebrows almost look like had unibrow and full grown beard. Once I was done I said to the person, "Thank you mister you have a nice day!"

All of a sudden I saw the person looking at me strange like I offended and it said, "Excuse me? I'm a woman!" With a full feminine voice. Then I said, "You got to be kidding me?!" Then I just had that stare like ("Am I not getting this? A bearded lady?") -- That's what I said in my mind not out loud.

Didn't want to make any matters worse I just left out the store and the woman with the beard gave me a mean look and I gave her a weird look and just laughed it off.

And all that time I figured those stories about the bearded lady was just those myths you heard in a circus. But they actually have them.

I wonder if any of you ever encountered such a story like this one.

 
 
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1. myLot reputation of 93/100. foxyfire33 (5755)   ranked 137 out of 26,774 in people   4 months ago

No, LOL I've never seen something that noticeable! But a former boss of mine did have a definite "5 o'clock shadow" and lip hair. She looked like a woman though otherwise though so there was no major confusion. The weird thing was, both her daughter's were really, really pretty.


myLot reputation of 93/100. foxyfire33 (5755)   ranked 137 out of 26,774 in people  4 months ago

Oh...I just remembered a 'person' that was on another pit crew at the track we used to go to. This person was very large but had a womanly figure...yeah it's hard to explain... hips, backside and chest appeared female, just very large. This person had long hair and facial scruff and could literally pick up the whole rear end of a car...in a pinch they didn't both with a car jack, this person would just lift the car. This person's voice was not overly masculine or feminine and they had a gender neutral name. I never did figure out what gender that person was!


myLot reputation of 92/100. darkangel079 (746)   ranked 275 out of 26,774 in people  4 months ago

LOL and I thought I was the only one that saw awkward things. Thanks for sharing.

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2. myLot reputation of 92/100. OreoCookie3 (13727)   ranked 342 out of 26,774 in people   4 months ago

It's not really funny at all; although I can see you being embarrassed after finding out you made a mistake. Some women have a lack of hormones, especially if they are overweight. I have a wonderful friend who is as you describe. She doesn't have a car, and I took her to church and back home many times. Once I get stopped by the law and they asked who the man was in my car. I said it wasn't a man, it was a woman and I brought her home from church... ( I was stopped because that is a high crime and drug area).

I would have just said excuse me and gone on. It's called Hershuatism... I have it to some degree, but not like that. I don't have a beard, but I do have facial hair that I pluck.. and I wax my arms so the dark hair doesn't show up looking like a man's arms. I've done it so much that the hair hardly goes there anymore.

But it isn't funny. No one wants to have this. Granted, she should have maybe shaved her face before going in public.. because a mistake could be made unless you saw a woman's chest to tell the difference.


myLot reputation of 92/100. darkangel079 (746)   ranked 275 out of 26,774 in people  4 months ago

First off I found it funny. And one I didn't feel embarrassed either. It's the one of things you don't spot on a daily basis. I don't believe in being embarrassed.

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