Torres to Chelsea & Eto'o to Liverpool & Drogba to Barcelona?????

Ya its shocking to hear this... But this is absolutely not going to happen.....Torres is staying put @ liverpool...He has a great understanding with the liverpool coach Rafa Benitez who is also spanish....Samuel Eto'o is not going to liverpool as they donot have the finance even to buy Gareth Barry and how would one expect them to buy a superstar of E'too's calibre...Now coming to drogba's part,i don't think Barcelona would bid for him as they are already chasing Emmanuel Adebayor from Arsenal and dimitar berbatov from Tottenham...And i also think Drogba won't fancy a move to Barcelona which is already full of genuine strikers, but he would fancy a move to inter milan to reunite with his former coach Jose Mourinho....