I'm not chicken

Hey, wait a minute! Just what shed are we talking about here, hmmm? This sounds strangly like another shed I've heard tell of where there's some odd fella running about in a french maid's uniform or something like that...

Yes indeed Naughty Nova, there is a strange fella running around in a french maids outfit living in said shed.
He is my maid.
Hard working lovely chappie, bit strange in his dress sense though.
But who am I to judge, if he likes to wear dresses it is no skin off my nose, as long as he does his chores.

The material in the dresses is exquistive Nova.
You will see no other fabric like anywhere.
I have the sole patent on these lovely gowns so you need come to me if you are wanting one made.

Is it that transparent? Hmmm. I shall have to think of something else tomorrow. LOL. I'm planning on being there tomorrow afternoon. Fingers crossed.

No my friendly Fish, the material is not transparent.
It is a lovely shade of white, with exquistive printing on it.
No machine printing on gowns, all done by my loving hand.

Well, I must say, you're the cheekiest couple of Mary Quant's I've ever had the pleasure of running into!

And ok, good.

Ahh but that is why you love us Nova.

Goodie. That hand printing sounds divine darling. Do you use a potato to print with?

Nova: It's like the 60s all over again. That pioneer spirit.

Yup, sure is part of it!

No Pikey Daaaaaarlin', I use beetroot juice it has a much mor lasting effect then spuds do.

I'd like to put in my order, Goodie. I want both a dress and some jewelry, but I don't want a prom dress. I want something bohemian and flowy, with a halter-style bodice, and perhaps a pixie hem. When do we discuss your Preferred Customer discounts?

Well so long as you're paying chicken feed Goodie you will probably be inundated! LOL. I see that you already have your first myLot customer.

"bohemian and flowy, with a halter-style bodice, and perhaps a pixie hem. "
Not a problem for you lovely Nova.
When shall you require gown and jewellery.
Preferred customer discounts to the first ten friends.
As you are the first of my friends to place an order, I shall give you a 100% discount,
As long as you wear my gowns exclusively, so I can get many more orders.

Yes Sir Fish, the orders are now rolling in.
I have got the chickens sewing as we speak.
They wanted to be in on the action, the little darlings.
And well what could I do.
I had to let them help, afterall it is their dinner that is being turned into jewellery.

I will not only wear them exclusively, I will model them in front of the street-cam in my neighborhood, so you can see me in them! P1key can tell you all about how to get to the street cam. What a sight I'll be, in my very avant garde mystery-fabric, completely femme, figure flattering, dresses! St. Louis will never be the same!!!

You'd better integrate some bicycle clips into Nova's dress Goodie. Don't want the hem catching in the chain now.

thank you Nova Daaaaarlin' I knew I could rely on you.
I shall have the girls make ankle bracelets for you.
They will look much neater then bicycle clips I feel.
We do not want anything clashing with your devine necklace.

Goodie, do you need another seamstress to give you a hand?? I have 40 years sewing experience.

Most definetly need more hands Ruby.
the chickens are complaining about all the sewing I have given them to do.

Wow, I think I will put ina order for some jewelry, can you make some potato jewerly and have it painted in bright colors. And I would like a xxx sized dress.. I know the chickens will all run away when you tell them that..with bright colors to match the jewerly..I love to sew and even made my own clothes before but I will leave this task to the professionals wouldn't want to bust a seam as I am busting a move..

The chickens all ran away when I asked them to make me a gown.
They xxxxxxxx was a bit too much for them.

They will gladly run your dress up for you,
And matching jewellery.

You will be the Belle of the Ball,
Just make sure you are on show all night, so the orders keep coming in.

I can't pretend that I'm not disappointed Snowy. But I understand that these creations are not really designed for day to day summer wear. LOL.

Don't be disappointed Pikey, Snowy might not have the figure to wear one of my exclusive designs.
Afterall we cannot have someone looking as though they are wearing a chicken feed sack can we.

Oh but could the lovely seamstress please not attach the shirt to the skirt...I'd really rather not have to hike me skirt of my head when the baby gets hungry.

I will ask the seamstress to consider a new line of maternity wear just for you with the title: "Foxy got the Chicken"! How's that?

I am sorry Daaaarlin', I no longer have time to milk your stupid cows.
I have been flooded with orders for my gorgeous gowns.
So need to devote more time to my chickens, as they are helping out the sewing.

Cows first or I'll report you for cruelty to animals! SO THERE!

Noooooooo what part of stupid cows do you not understand, NO means NO I do not want to milk your stupid cows any longer,

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

See. They're crying for you. Won't let anyone else touch 'em!
And I've scared all the chickens into FLYING away over yonder.
So There!

Oh dear. Commonwealth rivalry over cows and chickens. Let's not get in a flap now!

LOL. Careful there P1ke or Mrs. Go Odie will have YOU milking her cows! ROFL

Moooooooo yourself Sparkles, I just sold ya cows and used the money to hire me a new seamstress.

I know.
You sold them to my cousin!
I'll be returning them to you tomorrow.
You can keep the money though. It's the cows that are important!
ROFL

I have to be careful at Goodies Sparky. I sleep with the chickens, but I haven't been milked yet. But you never know!

That guy said he did not know you from Adam.
#*^#*^# Little liar he is.

Well my french maid will have to take over my milking chores,
I just do not have the spare time anymore.

Then don't expose your 'udder' P1ke unless you're into that kind of milking.......ROFL

Goodie my cousins are all liars. That's why I know I can trust them with the cows! ROFL

Sparky. Depends on who is doing the milking! Of course Goodie is on that list. Daren't not have her there.

Goodie. Yes Miss. What's another chore?

Trust you Sparky to have #$%^&*&^%$# Liars for cousins.
I will check out the next person I sell ya cows to that's for sure.

Oh Dear, Pikey wants to be milked.

P1ke, I will leave you in Goodie's good hands...............squirt, squirt! LMAO

Goodie, my cousins are EVERYWHERE! There's no escaping them................BOO! There's one right behind ya! LOL

I didn't say that I want to be. But if I'm going to be then I'd sooner it was an expert!!

Well according to my cousins AND my cows, Goodie is certainly an expert! ROFL

That's handy! Careful with me Goodie. Do I have to eat this hay whilst the deed is done? LOL

I read about the couple that turned their dead dogs into sweaters Littleowl. A bit gruesome that one I thought. You will look wonderful. Just don't go out in the rain in your dress!!

Good for you Lori. They are a unique collection and the very height of fashion.

No don't wash them. They are a one wear dress in rainy climates!