sign in • sign up
web | myLot | discussions | blogs | news | photos
homeinterestsdiscussionsblogsnewsmessages friendsphotosearningsmyLot

Have You Ever Cut Your Tongue While Licking A Knife? email this discussion to a friend?

myLot reputation of 96/100. Transdisc (16669)   ranked 1 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway5 months ago

If so, what kind of knife and what were the circumstances? What was the outcome?


A sword? Pizza cutter? Cheese Grater? Knitting Needles? Scythe?

 
 
shoveling my driveway
sponsors
Aspx Errors
Free Download: Aspx Errors Repair Tool. 100% Safe& Guaranteed.
AspxErrors.FreshPCFix.com

Answering Systems
Vancouver Telecommunications Call today for your telecom needs.
www.americanphoneguys.com

Phone Answering to Grow Your Company
Award winning answering service for as little as 9 cents per hour.
www.bcanswer.com

Vladilyich1 (793) response was accepted on 8/22/2008.
denotes best response.
tags:  cut, paper cut, tongue, knives, knife
 
1. myLot reputation of 97/100. palonghorn (3050)   ranked 20 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway   5 months ago

Can't say that I cut it on any of the above items. However, I have done it licking an envelope, which really smarts lol. I try not to put dangerous items in my mouth LOL...........keep it clean!!!!lol


myLot reputation of 96/100. Transdisc (16669)   ranked 1 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

I've cut mine on envelopes too, palonghorn! That really does smart!!


myLot reputation of 97/100. CurlyRed (2797)   ranked 5 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

OUch! I have done this as well!


myLot reputation of 94/100. ljegbers (5761)   ranked 6 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

I've done that too, now clue stick is by buddy.


buraian (15)   ranked 81 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Ouch, envelopes now make me cringe. I have to lick those nasty things at work all day and yes, cutting your tongue with that razor-like paper edge can be very painful.

Now the glue stick is your friend? lol That's funny.

You can try moistener bottles, they work pretty well on envelopes but I can never use them correctly.

Aspx Errors Free Download: Aspx Errors Repair Tool. 100% Safe & Guaranteed. AspxErrors.FreshPCFix.com
 
2. myLot reputation of 99/100. wolfie34 (12115)   ranked 21 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway   5 months ago

Cut your tongue with a knife, are you a cannibal or a butcher LOL! Wolves have a good sense of etiquette and we never lick our knives, oh no that wouldn't be proper like! LOL Although I have cut my tongue on other things and even burnt it which is painful too! Once I gave myself a paper cut when I was licking envelopes and that was so gawd damn painful! Please don't lick knives Trans, I do worry you know;0)


myLot reputation of 96/100. Transdisc (16669)   ranked 1 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Those paper cuts are the worse, wolfie! I suspected your own sense of etiquette would prevent you from suffering such a thing.:)

Answering Systems Vancouver Telecommunications Call today for your telecom needs. www.americanphoneguys.com
 
3. myLot reputation of 97/100. CurlyRed (2797)   ranked 5 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway   5 months ago

Oh my yes!I was once licking honey off a knife.. I love honey, I hate to waste it!
I cut my tongue, it wasn't too bad, although tongues sure do like to bleed.

I also poked the roof of my mouth, playing with a knitting needle, I've done that with pencils and straws as well.

I only ever cut my tongue on a cheesegrater once, I'd been grating chocolate, it's rather embarrassing.. for the most part I just grate my knuckles with those.

My only pizza cutter accident involved a big sheet of homemade english toffee. I was try to cut it with the pizza cutter and pushed too hard and drove the cutter right in between my thumb and index finger. That smarts!

I'm suddenly reminded of the time I closed the jackknife I wasn't supposed to be playing with on my ring finger in my hurry to hide my crime!


myLot reputation of 96/100. Transdisc (16669)   ranked 1 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Good gravy, Curly! You're making my eyes water just reading this!!

I've jabbed myself with straws, too, as well as closing a knife on me. That was one of the worse cuts I've ever had.

The thing with the pizza cutter sounds horrific!! cry


myLot reputation of 94/100. ljegbers (5761)   ranked 6 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

That sounds like an experience Curly. Somehow I just think you have a fasination with putting things in your mouth. Good think you like honey then, it's a natural aneseptic.


myLot reputation of 97/100. CurlyRed (2797)   ranked 5 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Yeah, the jackknife was my worst cut too! It bled like crazy and I tried to tell Daddy it was a papercut, I think he doubted it!

I tend put things in my mouth when im thinking, LJ.

Phone Answering to Grow Your Company Award winning answering service for as little as 9 cents per hour. www.bcanswer.com
 
4. myLot reputation of 77/100. whiteheather39 (10878)   ranked 9 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway   5 months ago

I do not lick double edged knives (too dangerous) I only lick knives with the blunt edge close to my tongue. Hence never have received a cut.


myLot reputation of 77/100. whiteheather39 (10878)   ranked 9 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

BTW I never lick anything sharp while shoveling my driveway!wink


myLot reputation of 96/100. Transdisc (16669)   ranked 1 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

I've managed to cut my tongue on a knife with a blunt edge, whiteheather. Be careful!!


myLot reputation of 77/100. whiteheather39 (10878)   ranked 9 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

As this discussion is posted under "shoveling my driveway" dare I presume you cut it while shoveling?


myLot reputation of 96/100. Transdisc (16669)   ranked 1 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Well, I've bloodied my lip on a shovel handle plenty of times. I like this interest because it's about scraping and we all seem to have been in a scrape a time or two, don't you think?


myLot reputation of 77/100. whiteheather39 (10878)   ranked 9 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Indeed I do.

Internet Answering Services Catch-A-Call allows you to receive and answer incoming calls and faxes while you are online. No need for a second phone line. Satisfaction Guaranteed. www.gadgetshack.com
 
5. myLot reputation of 85/100. rjscott (2660)   ranked 16 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway   5 months ago

Ugh! I'd never think of licking a knife ... shivers go down my spine just THINKING of licking a razor blade!

About the closest I get to licking metal is when I tip a can of Natural Light. After a couple of those I suppose I wouldn't mind the pain if I were to cut my tongue.

Memo to self: Try two 6-packs, RJ. See if it hurts. See if you CARE! (C)2008 RJScott


myLot reputation of 96/100. Transdisc (16669)   ranked 1 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Your response just reminded me of that scene in Dracula (the one with Canoe Reeves) when Dracula licks the blood off of the straigh razor!! Uuuggghh!!

Artistic Chinese Creations - Paper Cuts We are a great source for Chinese cultural products including paper cuts and more. Free shipping. Check out new arrivals and monthly specials. www.artisticchinesecreations.com
 
6. myLot reputation of 93/100. OceanTiara (2155)   ranked 8 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway   5 months ago

No I have not Trans, but you my Dear Friend, have unwittingly rekindled a long remembered fantasy that I must work on fulfilling before I die.
Hmmmm, mmmmmmm hehhehehe xoxooxo


myLot reputation of 96/100. Transdisc (16669)   ranked 1 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

No fair, OT, no fair!!


myLot reputation of 93/100. OceanTiara (2155)   ranked 8 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

From the Omen...as Gregory Peck stated:
"These are KNIVES, these are KNIVES" LOL hahahhah xooxoxoxoox

Let Us Be There When You Can't Rite Response Telemessaging, A full Service Center, celebrating 17 years. Live "Quality" Answering 24/7 for Commercial, Professional, Medical, large or small. BBB Member. www.riteresponse.com
 
7. myLot reputation of 94/100. ljegbers (5761)   ranked 6 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway   5 months ago

Oh, I wouldn't dream of sticking a sharp object in my mouth! How could I? I have to watch out for the little people. I'm their summer vacation home. They go back to Al in the Winter months so then I can properly clean and if need be poke around in there getting the house ready for summer.

Pizza cutters are harder on the sides of your mouth though. Had to use one of those last summer to cut a small growth out of the back of my mouth - Little vacationers thought they could plant a few trees.


myLot reputation of 96/100. Transdisc (16669)   ranked 1 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

I don't even know how to respond, LJ. confused


myLot reputation of 94/100. ljegbers (5761)   ranked 6 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Referring back to your brushing of the teeth thread - sorry, I'm alittle wierd today.


myLot reputation of 96/100. Transdisc (16669)   ranked 1 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

I thought that you were. I referred to it in a response to you somewhere, too.


myLot reputation of 94/100. ljegbers (5761)   ranked 6 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

And what does this have to do with shoveling driveways? Or is that something else to stick in your mouth?


myLot reputation of 96/100. Transdisc (16669)   ranked 1 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

This topic and the interest that it's in both involve scraping.


myLot reputation of 94/100. ljegbers (5761)   ranked 6 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  4 months ago

lol

answering office phone virtual Find providers of answering services in our directory. www.business.com
 
8. myLot reputation of 93/100. OreoCookie3 (14523)   ranked 27 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway   5 months ago

I can't help but smile at some of your questions Tranny. I can't say that I have ever cut my tongue that I remember. I have cut my finger really bad slicing cheese toward me... meaning I had hard cheese and I was holding it with my left hand while trying to cut a piece of the cheese from the top.. the knife slipped and took of about 3/4 inch of flesh on my left index finger from the second knuckle to the knuckle at the base of the hand. That really bled and hurt a long time.


myLot reputation of 96/100. Transdisc (16669)   ranked 1 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

OUCH! That sounds really painful, Oreo! I'm sorry that you had to have such pain, my friend.:(

Answer Racing at Global Moto Outlet Come see the complete line of Answer riding apparel. www.gmo1.com
 
9. myLot reputation of 93/100. Goodie123 (7316)   ranked 4 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway   5 months ago

No.

Why havent I.

Because I do not lick sharp ojbects.


myLot reputation of 96/100. Transdisc (16669)   ranked 1 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Good morning, Goodie:)

You are a wise woman.



myLot reputation of 93/100. Goodie123 (7316)   ranked 4 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Good Morning Trans:)

I try to wise, now if your question had of been on other places we had cut I would have had heaps of answers for you.


myLot reputation of 97/100. CurlyRed (2797)   ranked 5 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Heehee! oh Goodie, I could have writen a novella!


myLot reputation of 93/100. Goodie123 (7316)   ranked 4 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

I could write the first few pages CurlyRed.


myLot reputation of 92/100. galadr1el (625)   ranked 7 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

That's my girl. Smart as a whip!


myLot reputation of 96/100. Transdisc (16669)   ranked 1 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

I hope you'll start a discussion on it, Goodie.:)


myLot reputation of 93/100. Goodie123 (7316)   ranked 4 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Nah you write a far better discussion then me Trans.

Morning Lovely Gala.


myLot reputation of 92/100. galadr1el (625)   ranked 7 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Good morning, Goodie, Goodie. I'm home early so I can play with the popular kids. wink


myLot reputation of 93/100. Goodie123 (7316)   ranked 4 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Wow you are home early. Did you get an early mark for being good.


myLot reputation of 92/100. galadr1el (625)   ranked 7 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Uh, no, I left early because I would have killed someone if I didn't. Then I'd go to prison, have to wear an orange jumpsuit, and not be able to get on myLot, which would have sucked big time!


myLot reputation of 93/100. Goodie123 (7316)   ranked 4 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Oh Please not an orange jumpsuit. YUK


myLot reputation of 97/100. CurlyRed (2797)   ranked 5 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

OH see, thats why i'll never be a criminal, orange clashes with my hair!


myLot reputation of 93/100. Goodie123 (7316)   ranked 4 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

I am pleased to hear that CurlyRed, I cannot have criminals for friends.
It is bad enouh having a partner who is one. LOL


myLot reputation of 97/100. CurlyRed (2797)   ranked 5 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Heehee! stole your heart did he?


myLot reputation of 93/100. Goodie123 (7316)   ranked 4 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

How did you guess CurlyRed.


myLot reputation of 92/100. galadr1el (625)   ranked 7 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

No orange for me, either. If they changed the uniforms to yellow, I'd be fine. I love yellow and it goes great with my complexion. I would be happy to be a prisoner in yellow.


myLot reputation of 93/100. Goodie123 (7316)   ranked 4 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Just remember Gala, there is no internet in prison.


myLot reputation of 92/100. galadr1el (625)   ranked 7 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

I know, Goodie. No internet and orange jumpsuits will keep me from being a criminal.


myLot reputation of 93/100. Goodie123 (7316)   ranked 4 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

happy

Free Iqtest Net Answers Think You've Got a High IQ? Take Our IQ Test Now. www.InstantIntelligenceTest.com
 
10. myLot reputation of 92/100. galadr1el (625)   ranked 7 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway   5 months ago

Yes, I actually cut tongue on a sword last night while I was eating fire. It's bad enough singing your throat hairs, but to cut your tongue as well...not fun. sad


myLot reputation of 94/100. ljegbers (5761)   ranked 6 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

I think I'd like to see that. Do you sell tickets?


myLot reputation of 92/100. galadr1el (625)   ranked 7 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Sorry, it was just a one time event. I singed my throat and have a huge gash in my tongue. Too dangerous.


myLot reputation of 93/100. Goodie123 (7316)   ranked 4 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Gala, how many times do I have to tell you,
You must give that job away.
It is not good for your health.

LJ, you had better buy your tickets real quick.
Gala is soon giving her night time away.


myLot reputation of 96/100. Transdisc (16669)   ranked 1 out of 93 in shoveling my driveway  5 months ago

Gotta' watch the throat hairs, "gal"!