That's me finished then.....

My comment isn't about women but what use will men, me specifically, be in the brave new world Sheepie. In fact I agree with you 100%. I'm all for women doing and achieving more in the work place. Leave us men to do what we do best - can't quite remember what that is just now! LOL.

Men are best at doing woman's bidding.

Very true.

Very true. I'm shackled and pinioned in this darned chicken house! LOL.

But, you are happy there, right?

Say yes....your mistress has been grumpy lately. If you say no, it just might send her over the edge!

YES YES. I know how grumpy she's been. I mean she's always sweetness and light and shows me nothing but kindness. Phew!

Whew! She may let you live another day.

I was a little scared for ya.....

I've not recovered properly from the last tarring and feathering that she gave me!

Awwww. Thank you Dahr'lin Sis. I'd better turn my old jalopy Texas-wards.

Please turn it onto a large ship first, we wouldn't want you to drown whilst trying to cross over............

Good point. I had thought about walking over. But I've been told that is an aspiration above my station!

What about those little boat shoes that Da Vinci used in that movie Ever After? Those would work.

I didn't see that film but I can imagine. Sounds good. Better put the coffee on!

Sorry only iced sweet tea.............

Cold water instead? Please.....

woose!

Yup. For my Whiskey?

shew...nasty stuff..........

What? Water. I'll stick to the whiskey then! LOL.

Oh alright. Iced tea. But I'll need a lie down afterwards!

We'll put up a hammock for ya!

Is Texas a boat then? LOL. Thank you. I like to swing in the breeze.

Hammocks on a boat? No you put it twixt the trees and take a "lie down".

p1kef1sh please dont try to walk on water you know what they did to the last guy who did that! (they crucified him)

It's not how long but how many of hem are doing these things Oreo. My daughter's 19 and knows that only her ability and lack of ambition can stop her from doing anything that she wants. I grew up in a largely female family. I've had it driven into me all my life - women can do anything.

The last chap to start a new political party here was investigated for misuse of electoral funds if I correctly recall Mike. But why not? That said, there's a lot to be said for feudalism or my name's not Lord of the Manor of P1ke!

I think that I am writing a book already. Maybe I could publish a copy of my discussions and their responses! So that's tragedy covered, how about humour? LOL.

Sitting by Yahoo Messenger waiting for you to call. That's another use for me! The Boss does the rubbish. It's HER thing and she enjoys it.

Always on my knees. Good job I'm wearing shorts of there's be no fabric left! Left or right foot first Ma'am?!

What do you mean which one first? Both of them at the same time!

Here we go then. Don't blame me if it tickles!

Just don't tickle on purpose, you might get kicked in the nose.

Would I dare?

I would certainly hope not. I know where to find you, you know!

Gulp!!!!!

I've done the making bit and I think that I'm still doing the supporting bit. LOL.

See you still have a purpose.

I feel much better now!

I know my place Littleowl. I live to serve!

PS. You aren't bringing any soap with you on Wednesday are you?!!

P1key thats me you have to worry about with the soap, I am sure Littleowl will treat you kindly and I am also sure you will not be swearing LOL. A threesome on Wedenesday, whatever next, you naughty boy! Huggles. Ellie:D

Seriously though, have a wonderful day. Ellie:D xx

Thank you Ellie. I'm sure that we're going to have a great time.

Hi p1ke we will have a good time but you don't have to worry about me...Tamara is the one you have to be careful of!! Think you have met your match with her ...littleowl

She seems so quiet too! What will be will be. LOL.

You know how the saying goes 'the quiet ones are the worst'! LOL we will have a good time hugs littleowl