Bacon flavored floss! |  | | Uploaded by moolahmagnet 3 months ago.
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[i]"It cleans in between your teeth and leaves you with a nice bacon-y aftertaste. Brush with egg-flavored toothpaste and it's part of a well balanced breakfast. Honestly, I'd actually try some if I ever flossed, but I don't. You see, I took exceptional care of my teeth the whole of my life, never have a cavity, and still got kicked in the head by a mule and lost them all. Life's a b*tch, folks -- just like my ex. Plus they both have the clap."[/i] | |
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