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I am laughing so hard right now.

I hear my sister calling my name from the other room. So, I walk in there, and they're all staring up at the ceiling. I look up, and I see salsa all over it. I look down, and it's all over the floor,...

Oct 10, Concrete Splatter on House Exterior

Last year we put in a concrete porch in backyard. Some of the concrete splattered on house. We have had a hard time getting concrete off. We are

Recorded, Alive

This is a special one- two of our heroes, JD Twitch and DJ Rick have written some words for you (in the case of the latter you can find them gloriously splattered over the comments of a post a couple...

Sep 19, How do i paint over red paint on grey painted concrete wall?

Red paint is splattered on a concrete wall in the basement. How do i paint over it? Answer The painted concrete wall can be touched-up as long as

On Human Sacrifice and Political Correctness

This text is somewhat related to one of my older essays, about the history of cacao and chocolate. When I was younger, I was once told that regularly practiced cannibalism didn't exist in any society...

Five Great American Paintings (Part IV)

This installment discusses the fourth of five paintings that I consider to be among American painter Norman Rockwell's greatest artistic achievements.The Problem We All Live With (1964)Norman...

The Rogers Picnic

Photo by Frank YangThe Rogers Picnic, the little one-day festival held on the grounds of Historic Fort York, was supposed to be a low-impact affair - hang out, shoot some bands, check out some acts...

Veteran Models Making A Comeback

Back when I started my fashion career in the early 90's, there were "real" models on the covers of fashion magazines.  Names like Claudia Schiffer, Cindy Crawford and Naomi...

R.I.P.: Dick Martin (1922-2008)

Dick Martin was the blissfully self-assured doofus to Dan Rowan's bemusedly incredulous straight man as the dapper duo hosted Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In (1968-73). And if you're old enough to...

New Bottle for Agent Provocateur Strip{Fragrance News - Flacons}

What we said in the title; Agent Provocateur offer a new design for the flacon of their latest perfume, Strip. In 2007 there used to be a trendy hosiery-themed red-fishnet pattern on the bottle, now...

Vaccaro Strikes Again

He's back. The New York Post "writer" that actually called for Yankee pitchers to throw at Big Papi's head, has outdone himself today.Back in May of 2006, he published these brilliant words:Yankees...